- “It takes People to make the Dream a Reality”
- ―Slogan
The Disneyland Casting Agency is a fictional organization from the Main Street Cinema of Disneyland.
Description[]
Members[]
Leaders[]
Assorted[]
- Big Al
- Hawkeye:
- José:
- Owen:
- Slue-Foot Sue:
- Timothy Q. Mouse:
- Tiny Kline:
- Tom Morrow:
- Trader Sam:
History[]
Background[]
The Disneyland Casting Agency was founded by Walt Disney in the year, "'55" (likely inferring it to have been 1855).
Appearances[]
Main Street Cinema[]
The door for the casting agency is next to the cinema in Disneyland. Postings from the agency include:
- 18th Century Sailors: Now casting crew of 18th century sailing vessel. Must be able to climb rigging, shoot a cannon and circumnavigate the globe. Three year contract. Ask for Hawkeye.
- A Great Sea Adventure: Now casting crew members for submarine adventure.
- A Jewel of a Role: 7 openings for Miner roles. Must work well with animals, princesses and whistle while you work. Short hours.
- Are you a Mermaid? Mermaids needed for exotic location shoot. Swimming ability suggested. Must provide own sunscreen.
- Canal Boat Pilots & Guides: To ferry passengers through miniature enchanted realms. Must be comfortable speaking to small groups in tiny settings.
- Can-Can Dancers, Comedians: Old west revue requires energetic dancers and slapstick comedians. 25 year commitment. Apply Golden Horseshoe. Ask for Miss Slue Foot Sue.
- Dixieland Musicians: Experienced players only. Auditions at Café Orleans, 15 Orleans Street.
- Elephant Trainer: Must work with flying elephants. Trained in the magic feather technique. Send resume to: T.M. at our Florida office.
- EXCITEMENT! EXCITEMENT! EXCITEMENT!: Adventurous heroic role as a jungle guide and skipper. Must demonstrate bravado, comedic timing and nor fear of snakes. For auditions, contact T. Sam.
- Experienced Bird Trainer: To work with Macaws, Toucans, Cockatoos in new tropical musical comedy revue. Contact Jose, Enchanted Tiki Room.
- Extras Needed: Childrens fantasy film needs extras to play Playing Cards, Singing Flowers, and a Doorknob. Singing, dancing and shrinking abilities a plus. Wonderland Featurettes, Room 10/6. Don’t be late.
- Frontier River Guides: Call time: 6 a.m. Athletic abilities required. Guides will be selected from winners of Canoe Racers.
- Ghosts and Restless Spirits Wanted: Seeking ghosts and goblins to perform with ghoulish delight in haunted house musical. Spirited performers only. Auditions at Ghost Relations.
- Ground Control: Rocket to the Moon (and back). No experience necessary. Report to Mr. Morrow, Moonliner Flight Systems.
- Harbor House Casting Agency: Restaurants: 1313 Harbor Boulevard. “We found rolls for thousands… How about you?” Open daily.
- Head Electrician: Oversee hundreds of thousands of sparkling lights and electro-syntho-magnetic musical sounds. Apply: Entertainment Offices, Basement.
- Horse Wranglers, Trainers: To work with the “Happiest Horses on Earth.” Apply at the Pony Far. Ask for Owen.
- Miniaturization Technician: Can you operate the mighty microscope? An inner space adventure needs you. Hurry! Opportunities are shrinking! Snowflake EFX Ltd..
- Mountain Climbers: Sought for alpine-themed production. Auditions First Snowfall, Matterhorn Mountain Features.
- Now Casting: Pirate Crew: A rogues gallery of pirates sought for Caribbean adventure. Some swordplay required. Eye patches optional.
- Now Casting: Space Station X1: A “starring” astronaut role in an out of this world science fiction adventure.
- Now Casting: A Two Story Tall Sandwich: Must be able to pass the mustard. American Parade Productions, rooms 1975-76.
- Openings for Talented Bears: Sought for Country Western Musical. Must play an instrument. Singing experience preferred. Trainers contact Big Al at C.B. Playhouse.
- Plains Indians: To perform traditional dances for daily live show. Must provide own costumes and headdresses.
- Pyrotechnics Team: “Celebrate the Fourth of July Everyday!”: Team needed for fireworks spectacular. Shows 7 evenings per week in summer. Skyrocketing benefits; booming opportunities.
- Ragtime Piano Player: Needed for key musical role in turn-of-the-century production. No moustaches please!
- Riverboat Pilots: Cast sought for classic Mark Twain costume adventure, B. Thatcher Productions.
- Seamstresses and Tailors: Needed for largest working wardrobe east of Main Street. See Quinn, 2nd floor.
- Stagecoach & Wagon Drivers: Seeking experienced drivers to carry passengers through Nature’s Wonderland and the Painted Desert. Apply Rainbow Ridge.
- Sweepers Maintenance Staff: Enjoy the “sweep” smell of success! Experienced crew needed for world-famous entertainment production. If no mess too small for you, send resume now! New hires guaranteed to clean up!
- Tahitian Dancers: Polynesian dinner show coming soon! Auditions at Enchanted Tiki Room.
- Train Conductors: Now casting: turn-of-the-century crew of an authentic period steam train. Contact Carolwood Pacific R.R..
- Wanted: One Airborne Pixie: Aerial artist to fly in nighttime Extravaganza! See T. Kline for further info.
The announcement section includes:
- Annual Canoe Races: 6am Friday. Riverfront area. Bring paddles or substitute.
- Basketball Club: Sign-ups tomorrow. No. 5 Matterhorn Court.
- Club 55: Meeting at 7pm where the old Red Wagon Inn used to be. You know where that is.
Trivia[]
- The 55 founding year is a reference to Disneyland opening in 1955.
- Outside of the Walt Disney World's cinema is the Magic Kingdom Casting Agency. This agency does not have the easter-eggs of the Disneyland version, and was founded in, "'71".
- The tribute to Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland incorrectly identifies the desert as the "Painted Desert", a real-world desert in Arizona, as opposed to the Living Desert which appeared in the attraction.
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